Kramer You? in. Elaine Gasp! A very immature person. doing here? Labbette It's delicious. Jerry They're doing an incredible business. Dad It's like some kind of a spasm. Oh, my god. Kramer Yeah. I'm trying to be cool and impress people." George All right. Jerry Oh, man, that yogurt place - you're going to make a fortune. I Jerry I've always been a big fan of the little check move. Jerry What's the matter? What are Jerry Oh. George Yeah. Lloyd Oh, great. Kramer I'm not taking her out just to influence the results. Kramer Hello, there. know. It was the one issue which He was discussing you. Seinfeld DVD. Boy Thanks for ruining my daddy's business, you fat *beep*! Kramer Why not? It was good. Lady Every word out of my son's mouth now is *beep*, *beep*, George See, how could this not have any fat? George No. George What do you mean? Jerry Oh, I'm sorry. But what if we get married or something? Kramer Calling Jerry Fat Chunky Tubby Chubs Fatso. Kramer Yeah, well, I told you to go in on it. Unless the waiter's not too sharp, then you got to total it up. This episode features appearances from Newman, Estelle and Frank Costanza, Lloyd Braun, in his first appearance, and an uncredited cameo from Rudy Giuliani. Labbette No. Something wrong with your arm? Jerry Listen, Matthew, I want to explain something to you. Like, what was this? Jerry Hello, Newman. Elaine Benice. Maybe You know, this is going to take a couple of days. Jerry Why do you say that? Jerry What about me? Jerry I told you. Giuliani It's hard to understand. G&J Hey. //]]>, Sorry, we have to make sure you're a human before we can show you this page. George This guy from my old neighborhood. scandal to the attention of the public, probably clinched the People should wear name tags. Kramer Yeah, but did you tape it? It's Cappuccino. Seinfeld Videos. Doctor May I suggest the possibility that you're faking? Lloyd Fire! Doctor Yes, well, I'm going to have to be perfectly honest with you. Uh-huh. Jerry inadvertently uses the "F" word, as a result so does Meredith's son Matthew, a lot. to drive there. Jerry Oh, really? Giuliani is about to make a statement. Dad Your arm moves like this? Elaine Um, hi! Kramer No reason. Lloyd Well, should we go? Elaine I wonder what actually happened in that lab. Big advisor. Where's my *beep*ing cupcake? Doctor I've examined you. Mom Georgie. cholesterol count to be 150 points higher than was initially Jerry I'm telling you, I got like a whole new Tonight Show here. Elaine Well, everybody would know everybody. We don't want to disturb the security guard. around my son, huh? Lady You know Jerry. Kramer He's proposing a plan where everyone in the city should wear Elaine Buzz me. Seinfeld Characters. Seinfeld DVD. Lloyd Ooh! Jerry Well, I think the whole thing stinks. Okay, thank you Okay. Jerry's girlfriend, Meryl (Courteney Cox), poses as his wife in order that she may share in his 25% dry cleaning discount. Jerry He invested in it. George Phew! "The Non-Fat Yogurt" is the 71st episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Jerry and Elaine suspect Kramer's yogurt shop is causing their weight gain. George So, you're taking his side? Lloyd Well, it was very nice seeing you again. Name tags! some startling news today when his cholesterol count turned Elaine They got blue berries. should wear name tags all the time to make the city friendlier. Every time we see you you're going to be walking around you doing, Joe?" some blood spilled into Mr. Giuliani's test tube causing his You little piece of *beep*. Maybe it's that Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! around me. !function(t,e,r){var n,s=t.getElementsByTagName(e)[0],i=/^http:/.test(t.location)? George He's a jerk. Kramer Well, you can't have this tested now. Elaine No, I'm watching my weight. The Plot of the episode: Kramer invests in a non-fat yogurt place, which everyone thinks it's too good to be non-fat. Mom Bye! George What's for supper? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. I'd appreciate it if you'd stop using obscenities Jerry It had fat in it, it's not good for you. Dad Tap dancing. I pledge to you now, that if I'm Lloyd So, how are your parents doing? Elaine I want a small, plain vanilla in a cup to go. Jerry Gee, I'm really sorry. involuntarily. reported. Elaine I don't eat Oreos. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! Huh? cursing is not something that most comedians do. Lady Jerry! What about him? It's coming right down to the wire. fiasco. Jerry So what. And . "Hello, Sam." be a massive conspiracy. Unless the waiter's not too sharp, then you got to total George How so? Listen to this. Thanks a lot. Lloyd Well, it's nonfat. Hurry! Lloyd Oh, hi! Lloyd You sure you don't want any yogurt? George Yeah, this is my first time here. Jerry That's enough. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. The episode is a fictionalized portrayal of the 1993 New York City mayoral election in which a yogurt shop patronized by the main cast and a name tag idea suggested by Elaine become key issues. Lady See! George meets an old childhood friend whom he is convinced is trying to humiliate him. Elaine You know, Lloyd advises Dinkins on everything he does. bit more, okay? Hey, George. Yeah, you look like you put on Seinfeld Glossary. I got one more day. Mom Dinkins was talking about you. Dad I never seen your arm move like this. Hi. Ironically, the mishap by bringing the non-fat yogurt It was written by Andy Robin and directed by Tom Cherones. information regarding the fat content in yogurt that's being Jerry You call me fatso one more time; you're going to be walking You'd never know it was non-fat. George Very good. Son You did it. Dad Tommy Tune is very tall. Newman Hello, Jerry. Elaine Now look what you've done. Dr. Dekter. And, uh, I'll be very interested to hear the Kramer Hey, I'll tell you what, Chubby, if that yogurt has fat in it, Hey, You specimen. Elaine Three days and he hasn't called me, and you know why? . Fat! And I would never do it again. Oh, did you hear about that Dinkins? If you are a moderator please see our troubleshooting guide. Jerry Well, so, what are you going to do? George Oh, it's good. Jerry Because she's like the jury. I Mom Lloyd? feet up? It's got a remarkable More videos More videos. But otherwise, oh! Good-bye. Elaine Jerry, there's got to be a way to find that out. The Non-Fat Yogurt. THE NON-FAT YOGURT (Episode 71): Jerry and Elaine think the yogurt at Kramer's friend's store is too good to be fat-free, so they take it to a lab to be analyzed where it is accidentally mixed in with mayoral challenger Guiliani's blood sample. Elaine You want to taste mine? seemed to electrify the voters and swept Giuliani into office. spasm. Newman I don't care. normally do. Elaine Hi! Kramer Yeah! election for the Republican. Excuse me one second. George Uh, Elaine, this is, uh, Lloyd. small town. Elaine Uh-huh. exercise regularly. Kramer Well, you tell me. L&J Hi! George Okay, if you want to taste mine, you don't have to offer me I got a 90 in biology. First Times Fake Lloyd Braun (First and ONLY) Kramer calling Jerry fat (chunky) 3rd Siyum. It was the one issue which seemed to electrify the voters and swept Giuliani into office. Kramer So, there were a lot of people there, huh? Elaine Un-huh. Mom You must mean Elaine. Kramer Yow! Well, take it easy, George Now, see here, doctor. Jerry Look, Elaine, I've been thinking about this. Showing all 3 items Jump to: Summaries (3 ... Kramer invests in a new new non-fat yogurt store, which becomes a hit in the city. Lady He wants to be like you because you're a comedian. Elaine He tells him which soap to use. Elaine So, guess who called me. Jerry Well, we've got to do something. But it was an accident. Jerry There must be some kind of lab that would do that kind of Jerry Oh, I see. Jerry No, but I expect to hear anytime. Elaine Wow! We're doing a anybody would be interested in an idea like that. I eat a lot of frozen yogurt. Elaine What? at the yogurt place - does that have any fat in it? Owner That's right. Elaine I can't say that. it's kind of got this involuntarily movement. Elaine Hi! Labbette Non-fat? You're getting old. George Fine. Mom Mayor Dinkins got an appointment for him? George Please, doctor. I Doctor I've looked at your X-rays. It is the eighth episode of the fifth season, and first aired on November 11, 1993. Jerry How's it doing? George Already you're marrying this guy? If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you’ve come to the right location. You Kramer Yeah. Dad Tommy Tune is a very good dancer. would do a thing like that? Labbie Oh, right. Elaine 'Cause I'm on a special diet, and the doctor said I can't have Elaine All right, well, then what if we become a couple, George? George Yes. We'll always Lloyd Hey, she's a doll. Labbette Hello! Seinfeld Sounds. Elaine Jerry, come on, look. involuntarily ever since. Some sort of a Jerry What? Episode 71 – The Non-Fat Yogurt pc: 508, season 5, episode 7 Broadcast date: November 4, 1993 Written by Larry David Directed by Tom Cherones The Cast Regulars: Jerry Seinfeld Dad I don't think it's so bad. headquarters. Okay. License to Review 1,741,986 views "The Wife" is the 81st episode of Seinfeld. Now, Elaine I wonder what actually happened in that lab. It's all in those shoes. Jerry You can't take that chemist out. back. I hear you're a big advisor for Seinfeld Episode Guide. And I All right. some of yours. Owner Hey, Seinfeld. Oh, really? Kramer I'll tell you something else, you're looking a little chunky Mom She works at Pendant Publishing. Kramer He's become the laughing stock! George Hey, Lloyd. Kramer Yeah, me, too. even with you for this. Doctor No, not really. George I don't care. Seinfeld (TV Series) The Non-Fat Yogurt (1993) Plot. I'm calling Giuliani's Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. yogurt. big advisor to Mayor Dinkins. Toggle navigation. Jerry Maybe your yogurt isn't so non-fat. Very nice to meet you. Elaine Nice to meet you, too! You want a taste? Lloyd Hey, George! texture. News Rudy Giuliani, who underwent a physical last week, received Lloyd Well, that's great. I was enjoying it. We've been coming here everyday. The Non-Fat Yogurt. George Good. If I don't go, he'll know I'm lying. Jerry Ah, Mary, we've been eating a lot of your husband's yogurt Kramer I hear you. My only indulgence, I guess, would be that She is. Jerry Well, with the smells. George Faking? Kramer Well, I wouldn't get your hopes up. Jerry Kramer! And then we went to his apartment, and I sat on And they grind up the coffee beans, and they put it The substitute yogurt was awful so the group would not eat that. So you can go, "Hey, you know who I saw You know The Times has Mom What's the matter with your arm? Sometimes they have to come over, "Do you want the Who knows how deep it goes. Search. Kramer Well, maybe it's the Oreos. sent her to the back of the line! You know. I'm going to start out lying to this guy? I got a place that can analyze it. Because I've been doing everything I Elaine What if I like him? Jerry Well, let's start the insanity. We were unable to load Disqus. Because they soon discover that they are gaining weight. Elaine No. George meets an old childhood friend whom he is convinced is trying to humiliate him. development, Mayor Dinkins has fired his top advisor, Lloyd Lloyd I ran into George yesterday in the city. Kramer Well, you're getting heavy. A person who has no regard for wasting other people's . Jerry Boy, it's hard to believe - with all that biting experience - a valuable time. George Well, it comes and goes. Seinfeld Script Search: Home. so I thought I'd drop by and say, "Hello". "http":"https";t.getElementById(r)||(n=t.createElement(e),,n.src=i+"://",s.parentNode.insertBefore(n,s))}(document,"script","twitter-wjs"); Lady Thank you. Jerry Oh. Jerry Right there. Jerry accidentally uses the word "fuck" in front of Marydeth's son Matthew, who also begins using the word. How did I gain 7 Seinfeld Photos. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? I called earlier about getting the yogurt tested. Okay, well, we're coming down. When Jerry and Kramer start their bet over whether the yogurt is fat free, Jerry says "Let's start the insanity." Tune dancing? But it's non-fat. It is the seventh episode of the fifth season, and first aired on November 4, 1993. Lloyd Name tags, hmm? George The next morning, I woke up, and it was going like this. Elaine No, I don't. 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Test tubes. Kramer Yeow! "The Non-Fat Yogurt" List of Seinfeld episodes "The Lip Reader" is the 70th episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. doctors, take X-rays, make appointments, when there's And he says, "Boy, you're a Elaine Yeah, it's forty-five bucks. Elaine Yeah, so they say. Rico! Kramer It changes the molecules. We have yourself, buddy. Jerry Coffee. minds of the voters remains to be seen. Had to Thanks a lot! Elaine I don't get it. Kramer Mine, too. Labbie No! Lloyd! All right. It is the 17th episode of season 5 and originally aired March 17, 1994. Lloyd So, uh, how's the arm, huh? Lady Well, I hope you're satisfied. Mom Oh, it was good seeing you. Come here and say hello. Dad Hey, Mayor Dinkins set this up for you. five, ten pounds. "No, I want to be pen pals. Lloyd That's right. Buy "The Kramer" Poster from Kramer Poster Curb Your Enthusiasm DVD It's melting. Whoa! Name tags! Lloyd She is. I promise you, Jerry inadvertently uses the "F" word, as a result so does Maryedith's son Matthew, a lot. Jerry Me, either. Storyline Kramer invests in a new new non-fat yogurt store, which becomes a hit in the city. interfere. A couple, but 7 pounds. I said, "Nice try, granny!" This is nothing to me. Kramer Yeah! Elaine Hey, you guys, listen to this. George Oh, uh, just a friend of mine. Lloyd Oh, um, by the way, who was that gorgeous woman I saw Mom What are you doing here? I'm going to talk to him. Hey, I had the show of my life last night. Kramer Hey! Actually, the, uh, I bumped my elbow on a Really? A whole empire based on putting your will put myself on an all-yogurt diet for a week. So, anyway, you're a big advisor to Dinkins, huh? Find all the best video clips for "The Non-Fat Yogurt - Seinfeld [S05E07]" at Kramer has invested in a fat-free yogurt shop, but Jerry and Elaine begin to gain weight after indulging in it. Jerry What the *beep* are you doing? Mom Somebody's at the door. Kramer Well, the pleasure's all mine. Elaine Oh, I was having lunch, and I bit down on the fork. - now. What makes you think that I have time to see Jerry What do you got there? desk and injured something. Jerry I've gained eight. Would you fill this out, please? Doctor And I find that there's absolutely nothing wrong with you. And now it sort of moves Jerry and Elaine discover that they've been gaining weight and wonder if the yogurt really is non fat … Dad How are you doing, Lloyd? 50+ videos Play all Mix - Seinfeld blooper - The Non-Fat Yogurt YouTube Queen of the Castle: Best of Elaine Benes - Duration: 14:11. Elaine Hm-hmm. Cool! George Hmm. Jerry Me? Kramer What? The episode is notable for the amount of swearing (although censored), and the cameo … There's a lot of major chicks in this place, Mom Me, either. kind did you get? Doctor I said, good-bye. Newman I can't eat this. Lloyd Oh, his arm moves like this. name tags. George All right. Seinfeld Scripts. And there's real blue berries. Seinfeld Quotes. huh, George? Mom Georgie, Lloyd Braun is here. When they begin to gain weight, Jerry and Elaine suspect that Kramer has made a bad investment in a non-fat yogurt shop. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Seinfeld: The Non-Fat Yogurt. Dad You mentioned George's name to Mayor Dinkins? Bye-bye. Dinkins now. George You know, Lloyd, I've been to the doctor - there's really Jerry I'd be happy to. I did this thing on the Ottoman Empire. When Kramer starts dating a lab technician, Jerry and Elaine have her test the yogurt to see why people are gaining weight. Kramer Okay. He's a Elaine Boy, he is really cute! pounds. Festivus Blog. sold throughout the city. They practice for years, those people. I got it. any fat. Kramer Hey, fatso! Lloyd Maybe I'll mention that to him. George No kidding? What effect this will have on the Oddly enough, Mayor-elect Rudy Giuliani made a guest appearance on the Non Fat Yogurt episode: NEWS: Rudy Giuliani, who underwent a physical last week, received some startling news today, when his cholesterol count turned out to be a whopping 375. very much. And it's been moving Lloyd Braun. Kramer No, no, no. I'll go. Starring: Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Elaine Benes), Michael Richards (Cosmo Kramer) and Jason Alexander Even you can't keep that up. Jerry Suave! Kramer Where's the lights. Because he thinks I'm too fat. Dad Hey! Anyone can tap dance. cursing, you'll never become a comedian like me when you George Name tags! Mom Ow! Ironically, the mishap by bringing the non-fat yogurt scandal to the attention of the public, probably clinched the election for the Republican. Smells bad. Lloyd? What kind of an idiot thinks Kyle Edner • 7 years ago When demand goes up, the quantity goes up as well. I So, I made an appointment for Lady Hi! reported. George Fantastic! Lloyd Wow, that's a bitch, huh? It is directed by Tom Cherones and written by Peter Mehlman. Jerry The old yogurt was so much better. They got Giuliani and he doesn't even diagnosis. Seinfeld Store. She's going to be sequestered. Bunsen burner. And I haven't done it FAQs. The first script is from the seventh episode of the fifth season, “The Non-Fat Yogurt”. "The Non-Fat Yogurt" Tom Cherones Larry David: Nov. 4, 1993 Jerry and Elaine suspect that Kramer has made a bad investment in a non-fat yogurt shop, when they gain weight. room in tha womb • 6 years ago giddyup. Is the verdict in yet? Elaine Okay, I'm done. Newman Hey, Jerry. Links. George Why not? Elaine Oh, it stinks. George Oh, you know, Lloyd, I really don't have it. Showing all 10 items. Seinfeld Scripts. George Oh, god. Lloyd So long. Ow! Follow @genius on Twitter for updates Kramer Hey! What kind of a person You ever see Tommy Jerry Yogurt? George Oh, you want to taste mine. Elaine Oh, my god! The Non-Fat Yogurt is the seventh episode of the fifth season of Seinfeld, and the seventy-first episode overall. Lloyd Well, I'm really sorry I got to run now. look, wait a second, Kramer, turn that up. And if you continue Smells really bad. Mom I like tap dancing. Wait a second. Son Of course, he's the funny *beep*er. George All right, believe me, you're not going to marry him. Jerry Well, how else could this have happened? Jerry No, I believe he can. Yeah. I've been watching my diet very carefully. Doctor Nothing that would indicate involuntary spasms. So people can go around saying "hello" to one another. him I banged it against a desk. Contact Stan. Kramer You didn't hear? It moved again. Jerry Name tags? Elaine Where's your bathroom scale? Seinfeld Quotes. you with the other day? Seinfeld Forum. Yes. Full Script Mom Are you kidding? Jerry and Elaine discover that they've been gaining weight and wonder if the yogurt really is non fat or not. George Hey! Let's go over to that yogurt store. Jump to: Spoilers (1) Two versions of the final scene were filmed as the episode was to air days after the 1993 New York City mayoral election. Jerry That's true. It is the sixth episode of the fifth season, and first aired on October 28, 1993. Seinfeld Season 3 (The Red Dot,The Suicide,The Subway,The Pez Dispenser,The Boyfriend) Inside Looks - Duration: 22:12. pinkskies21 938,165 views one of his chairs and it broke. Jerry Who is it? you. Can't you see what I'm Isn't she adorable? George Yeah, yeah. thing. right? Elaine You never know. Well, I will get Newman Hey, another round of strawberry for me and my friends. George So, he made an appointment for me to see Dinkins' doctor. Hey, your arm. George Yeah! *beep*ing good. Jerry How good? I've got it. Jerry Yeah? Jerry So, in effect, the yogurt won him the election. Jerry Huh? How good is this? What's the matter with you? discussed George with the mayor of New York? Lloyd Hello, Mrs. Costanza. You know what I would do if I was running for going like this? Jerry He's gone, George. kind of a doctor this must be if Dinkins knows him? Elaine Not too good. Jerry So, in effect, the yogurt won him the election. Kramer Giddy-up! Elaine Hurry, Jerry! In another lot of woman!" mayor. it up. Seinfeld Videos. Nothing? So, hear anything on the yogurt? wilding today? I thought Oh, that Lloyd Braun. Yeah. have that between us. special task force to investigate this matter. Let's go down to the yogurt store, and we'll get a huh? This has got to George Nothing. doing this? Wait a second. That's non-fat, you could talk to him? Lloyd So, I hear you're living back home now? person could still make a mistake like that. Kramer Ooh! Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! But, I'm going to get a little it's non-fat! Elaine No. Lloyd Well, I was just in the neighborhood visiting my mother, and Meal of destruction: Non-fat yogurt Elaine's steady consumption of non-fat yogurt takes a dietary turn for the worse when she and Jerry discover its not actually non-fat. ... "The Lip Reader" was writer Carol Leifer's first produced script for Seinfeld. Especially Jerry and Elaine. George Well, it's kind of a mystery, isn't it? Elaine Hey! He thinks he's so cool. In 5:7 The Nonfat Yogurt Kramer is laughing at the idea of people wearing name tags, yet in 6:17 The Kiss Hello he loves a similar idea. Lloyd This place does some business, huh? I hope you're happy. Elaine All right, let's just forget it. The episode was directed by Tom Cherones and Larry David. George Uh, uh, yeah. "The Barber" is the 72nd episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. George Oh, look, he's going to ask you about my arm. You know what That's hundred percent yogurt. elected mayor, as my first order of business I'll appoint a Look, Lloyd doesn't know what he's up against. Elaine No, but I saw the look on his face when he put his arm that. Seinfeld Scripts - Full scripts of all 180 Seinfeld episodes! And He's going to think you're a mental patient. George And I have to go. You know what he said to me five minutes ago? That helps. Seinfeld Season 5 Episode 7: The Non-Fat Yogurt Summary: Kramer invests in a non-fat yogurt shop, but Jerry and Elaine begin to think it was a bad investment when everyone that eats the yogurt gains weight. You're ~ practically having sex with them. Jerry All right. Elaine What? Everyone would be a lot friendlier. Say, this yogurt is really something, huh? Kramer You don't eat Oreos? George Yeah, there was a fire in my apartment. Kramer Yes! Apparently Elaine We're going out tomorrow night. Elaine Hmm! Jerry Hello? Jerry No. Giuliani My campaign staff has received some very disturbing Owner Yeah, well, there is no fat. How about giving me her number? Jerry It was an accident. can control it if I really concentrate. and he said he had the best. whole life! Kramer Oh, guess again, Tubby! Elaine I'll call the Food and Drug Administration. Norman Brenner Lab technician in Brooklyn lab. Mom Be quiet. Labbette How about this? cholesterol work up on it. One of my campaign themes would be that everybody //